हँसाने मजेदार चुटकुले Agar aapko Funny Chutkule, Mazedaar Jokes, aur Desi Comedy pasand hai, to ye collection aapke liye perfect hai. Yahan aapko 100 se bhi zyada nahi, balki 100 funny chutkule milenge jo aapka mood fresh kar denge aur hasi rokna mushkil kar denge. Chahe aap Hindi jokes, husband-wife jokes, student-teacher jokes, ya friends ke funny jokes dhoondh rahe hain, is list mein har type ke mazedaar chutkule mil jayenge. 😄😂
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Hasane Majedar Chutkule Funny
- Teacher: Homework kyu nahi kiya?
Student: Sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher: Din mein light nahi thi?
Student: Sir, mood bhi nahi tha! 😂 - Wife: Aap mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho?
Husband: Jitna Google ko karta hoon.
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Har problem mein tumhari zarurat padti hai! 😂 - Doctor: Aapko aaram ki zarurat hai.
Patient: Doctor sahab, office se chhutti ka certificate bhi de do.
Doctor: Bimari kya hai?
Patient: Boss! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tu gym kab jayega?
Me: Jab gym mere ghar aayega. 😂 - Teacher: Batao, sabse zyada nasha kis cheez mein hota hai?
Student: Padhai mein.
Teacher: Kaise?
Student: Kitab kholte hi neend aa jaati hai! 😂 - Wife: Main moti lag rahi hoon kya?
Husband: Nahi jaan…
Wife: Sach?
Husband: Haan, mujhe chashma laga hua hai. 😭😂 - Mom: Phone chhod aur padhai kar!
Me: Maa, phone mein bhi knowledge hoti hai.
Mom: Haan, isi liye tera result bhi knowledgeable hai! 😂 - Friend: Tera breakup ho gaya?
Me: Haan.
Friend: Kya hua?
Me: Usne bola “Tum badal gaye ho.”
Me: Maine bola “Wi-Fi password bhi toh badal gaya tha!” 😂 - Teacher: Tum class mein late kyu aaye?
Student: Sir, board pe likha tha “School Ahead, Go Slow.” 😂 - Papa: Result kaisa aaya?
Son: Ekdum WhatsApp jaisa.
Papa: Matlab?
Son: Seen ho gaya, reply nahi karna! 😂 - Wife: Shopping ke liye paise do.
Husband: Kitne?
Wife: Bas thode se.
Husband: Kitne thode?
Wife: Tumhare bank balance jitne! 😂 - Friend: Bhai tu single kyu hai?
Me: Kyunki meri salary bhi single hai… relationship afford nahi kar sakti! 😂 - Teacher: Batao “I am going” ka future tense kya hoga?
Student: “I am coming back.”
Teacher: Kahan se?
Student: School se! 😂 - Mom: Beta doodh piya?
Son: Nahi.
Mom: Kyu?
Son: Fridge mein “Best Before” likha tha, main best ka wait kar raha hoon! 😂 - Girlfriend: Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Boyfriend: Kuch bhi.
Girlfriend: Shopping?
Boyfriend: Maine bola “kuch bhi”, “sab kuch” nahi! 😂 - Boss: Tum office mein kaam kam kyu karte ho?
Employee: Sir, main quality pe believe karta hoon, quantity pe nahi! 😂 - Friend: Tera password kya hai?
Me: “WrongPassword”
Friend: Ye kya hai?
Me: Galat password daaloge toh computer khud bolega “Wrong Password.” 😂 - Teacher: Tumhare paas 10 chocolates hain, 2 maine le li. Kitni bachi?
Student: 10.
Teacher: Kaise?
Student: Aapko chocolate kaun dega? 😂 - Wife: Aaj main kaisi lag rahi hoon?
Husband: Bilkul Facebook notification jaisi.
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Dekhte hi attention chahiye! 😂 - Doctor: Aapko kya problem hai?
Patient: Jab bhi chai peeta hoon, aankh mein dard hota hai.
Doctor: Cup se spoon nikaal ke piya karo! 😂
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Best हँसाने मजेदार चुटकुले
- Friend: Bhai, padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?
Me: Wi-Fi jaisi.
Friend: Matlab?
Me: Kabhi connected, kabhi no internet! 😂 - Teacher: “Silence” ka matlab?
Student: Jab mummy papa ko bolti hai “Aaj bachchon ke saamne kuch mat bolna.” 😂 - Papa: Beta, future mein kya banoge?
Son: Rich.
Papa: Profession?
Son: Ye toh future ka secret hai! 😂 - Wife: Tum meri baat kab sunte ho?
Husband: Jab tum bolna band karti ho.
Wife: 😡
Husband: Dekha, abhi bhi nahi! 😂 - Friend: Tera phone itna slow kyu hai?
Me: Usko bhi pata hai salary aane mein time hai. 😂 - Teacher: Tumne exam mein kuch nahi likha?
Student: Sir, main answers ko respect deta hoon, guess nahi karta! 😂 - Mom: Beta, shaadi kab karega?
Son: Maa, pehle girlfriend toh milne do.
Mom: Achha, matlab problem main hoon? 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tu itna handsome kaise hai?
Me: Camera off karke dekh! 😂 - Wife: Aap mujhe kabhi surprise nahi dete.
Husband: Kal electricity bill dekhna… surprise milega! 😂 - Teacher: Tum school kyu aaye ho?
Student: Sir, ghar pe Wi-Fi band tha. 😂 - Friend: Bhai, love kya hota hai?
Me: Jab phone ki battery 1% ho aur tum charger dhundhne ki jagah uska message check karo! 😂 - Mom: Beta, room saaf kar.
Son: Maa, creative people ka room messy hota hai.
Mom: Toh tu creative nahi, careless hai! 😂 - Boss: Tumne report late kyu di?
Employee: Sir, report ready thi… bas dene ka mood late hua! 😂 - Teacher: Tumhare notes itne clean kaise hain?
Student: Sir, main likhta hi nahi! 😂 - Wife: Tum mujhe ignore kar rahe ho?
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Toh phone kyu dekh rahe ho?
Husband: Tumse bachne ki preparation kar raha hoon! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tera crush kaun hai?
Me: Jiski DP dekh ke phone ki brightness automatically badh jaaye! 😂 - Papa: Kitne marks aaye?
Son: Papa, marks toh confidential hain.
Papa: Dikha!
Son: Password protected hain! 😂 - Doctor: Exercise karte ho?
Patient: Haan.
Doctor: Kya?
Patient: Jab alarm bajta hai, phone band karne ke liye haath uthata hoon! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, paisa kharch kahan ho gaya?
Me: Mujhe bhi nahi pata.
Friend: Matlab?
Me: Paisa bhi mujhe bina bataye chala gaya! 😂 - Teacher: Tumhare answer mein spelling mistakes hain.
Student: Sir, creativity ko spelling se mat baandhiye! 😂
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20 मजेदार चुटकुले
- Wife: Main tumhare liye kya hoon?
Husband: Google Maps.
Wife: 😍
Husband: Kyunki tumhare bina mujhe kuch samajh nahi aata ki kahan jana hai! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, shaadi ke baad life kaisi hai?
Married Friend: Battery saver mode pe chal rahi hai! 😂 - Mom: Beta, phone pe kya kar raha hai?
Son: Research.
Mom: Kis cheez ki?
Son: Dinner mein kya order karna hai! 😂 - Teacher: Tum class mein so kyu rahe ho?
Student: Sir, aapki teaching mein meditation wali quality hai. 😂 - Friend: Tera breakup kaise hua?
Me: Maine bola “Tum meri life ho.”
Friend: Phir?
Me: Usne bola “Toh phir life mein kisi aur ko lao.” 😂 - Papa: Beta, kuch seekha school mein?
Son: Haan papa.
Papa: Kya?
Son: Attendance lagwana! 😂 - Wife: Aap mujhe kabhi “I love you” nahi bolte.
Husband: Shaadi ke din bola tha.
Wife: Phir?
Husband: Kya lifetime subscription nahi mila tha? 😂 - Friend: Bhai, diet kar raha hai?
Me: Haan.
Friend: Kya kha raha hai?
Me: Diet ka plan! 😂 - Teacher: Batao, duniya gol kyu hai?
Student: Taaki koi corner mein khade hokar punishment na de sake! 😂 - Mom: Beta, mehmaan aa rahe hain, room saaf kar.
Son: Maa, unko ghar dekhna hai ya museum? 😂 - Friend: Tera phone kitna purana hai?
Me: Itna purana ki charger dekhkar bhi emotional ho jata hai. 😂 - Wife: Tumhari sabse badi weakness kya hai?
Husband: Tum.
Wife: Awww!
Husband: Aur tumhari shopping! 😂 - Teacher: Homework nahi kiya?
Student: Sir, mera pen kharab tha.
Teacher: Pencil?
Student: Wo bhi vacation pe thi! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tu itna chup kyu hai?
Me: Data khatam ho gaya hai. 😂 - Papa: Beta, job kyu nahi lag rahi?
Son: Papa, companies ko meri talent ki zarurat nahi hai.
Papa: Aur tumhe salary ki hai! 😂 - Wife: Main tumse naraz hoon.
Husband: Okay.
Wife: Bas “okay”?
Husband: Sorry.
Wife: Bas “sorry”?
Husband: Tum jeet gayi.
Wife: 😌
Husband: Ye bhi bolna tha? 😂 - Friend: Bhai, exam ki preparation?
Me: Full preparation.
Friend: Kitne chapters?
Me: Chapter ke naam yaad hain! 😂 - Doctor: Aapko stress hai?
Patient: Haan.
Doctor: Kyu?
Patient: Stress nahi hota toh tension ho jaati hai ki stress kyu nahi hai! 😂 - Teacher: Tumne answer sheet blank kyu chhodi?
Student: Sir, knowledge ko private rakhna chahta tha. 😂 - Mom: Beta, sabzi kha le.
Son: Maa, main vegetarian nahi hoon.
Mom: Sabzi vegetarian hoti hai, tu nahi! 😂
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लोटपोट मजेदार चुटकुले
- Friend: Bhai, tu online tha, reply kyu nahi kiya?
Me: Online tha, available nahi! 😂 - Wife: Tum mujhe kitna samajhte ho?
Husband: Jitna password samajhta hoon.
Wife: Matlab?
Husband: Wrong daalte hi lock ho jata hai! 😂 - Boss: Tumhara target complete kyu nahi hua?
Employee: Sir, target bhi mujhe complete nahi karna chahta tha. 😂 - Teacher: Tumhara favourite subject?
Student: Lunch break. 😂 - Friend: Bhai, girlfriend se kya baat karte ho?
Me: “Kuch nahi.”
Friend: Aur?
Me: “Tum batao.”
Friend: Bas?
Me: 3 ghante! 😂 - Papa: Mobile chhod de!
Son: Papa, mobile mera best friend hai.
Papa: Isliye tera koi aur friend nahi hai! 😂 - Wife: Tum ghar mein meri help nahi karte.
Husband: Kal maine remote dhoondhne mein help ki thi. 😂 - Teacher: Batao, “lazy” ka opposite kya hai?
Student: “Kal karunga.” 😂 - Friend: Bhai, bank balance kitna hai?
Me: Itna ki ATM bhi receipt dene se pehle sochta hai! 😂 - Mom: Beta, subah jaldi uthna.
Son: Kitne baje?
Mom: 6 baje.
Son: Maa, kal se ya agle Monday se? 😂 - Wife: Mere liye kuch special bolo.
Husband: Tum meri life ka notification ho.
Wife: ❤️
Husband: Har 5 minute mein aa jata hai! 😂 - Friend: Tera future plan kya hai?
Me: Pehle breakfast, phir lunch, phir dekhte hain. 😂 - Teacher: Tum exam mein phone kyu laaye?
Student: Sir, confidence ke liye.
Teacher: Use kiya?
Student: Nahi, confidence hi nahi tha! 😂 - Papa: Beta, paisa bachaya karo.
Son: Papa, main toh paisa ko free karta hoon… market mein circulate karta hoon! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tera room itna messy kyu hai?
Me: Main cheezein lose nahi karta… unhe hide karta hoon! 😂 - Doctor: Aapko neend kab aati hai?
Patient: Jab padhai karne baithta hoon.
Doctor: Aur phone chalate waqt?
Patient: Tab subah ho jaati hai! 😂 - Wife: Tum meri baat nahi sunte.
Husband: Main sunta hoon.
Wife: Kya suna?
Husband: “Tum meri baat nahi sunte.” 😂 - Teacher: Batao, homework ka plural kya hai?
Student: Headache! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, shaadi ka plan hai?
Me: Haan.
Friend: Kab?
Me: Jab koi plan banane ko ready ho! 😂 - Mom: Beta, padhai kar le, warna kuch nahi banega.
Son: Maa, meme creator ban jaunga.
Mom: Usme bhi talent chahiye! 😂
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Very Funny हँसाने मजेदार चुटकुले
- Friend: Teri girlfriend naraz hai?
Me: Haan.
Friend: Mana le.
Me: Kaise?
Friend: Flowers le ja.
Me: Wo bhi online order karungi? 😂 - Teacher: Tumhara handwriting itna kharab kyu hai?
Student: Sir, doctor banne ki practice kar raha hoon. 😂 - Papa: Beta, ghar ka naam roshan karna.
Son: Papa, bulb kharab hai. 😂 - Wife: Aaj dinner mein kya khaoge?
Husband: Jo tum banao.
Wife: Agar main kuch na banaun?
Husband: Toh jo tum order karo. 😂 - Friend: Bhai, love marriage karega ya arranged?
Me: Jo pehle mil jaye! 😂 - Teacher: Tum school bag mein kya lekar aaye ho?
Student: Sir, books.
Teacher: Aur ye chips?
Student: Emergency study material! 😂 - Mom: Beta, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, smile karo.
Son: Maa, recharge kara do, smile automatic aa jayegi! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, salary kab aati hai?
Me: Aati nahi… visit karke chali jaati hai! 😂 - Wife: Tumne mujhe birthday gift kyu nahi diya?
Husband: Surprise dena tha.
Wife: Kahan hai?
Husband: Surprise ye hai ki gift nahi hai! 😂 - Teacher: Tumhara result dekhkar mujhe dukh hua.
Student: Sir, mujhe bhi.
Teacher: Tumhe marks kam mile.
Student: Sir, aapko bhi toh umeed zyada thi! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tu itna late reply kyu karta hai?
Me: Main suspense create karta hoon. 😂 - Papa: Beta, phone se kuch seekhta bhi hai?
Son: Haan papa, charging percentage! 😂 - Wife: Tum mere bina reh sakte ho?
Husband: Haan.
Wife: 😡
Husband: Lekin rehna nahi chahta!
Wife: ❤️
Husband: Bach gaya! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tera favourite exercise?
Me: Bed se uthkar fridge tak jaana. 😂 - Teacher: Tumne exam mein itna kam kyu likha?
Student: Sir, main short answer ka supporter hoon! 😂 - Mom: Beta, mobile rakh aur so ja.
Son: Maa, bas 5 minute.
Mom: Ye 5 minute kab khatam honge?
Son: Jab phone ki battery 1% hogi! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, tu itna khata hai phir bhi patla kaise hai?
Me: Tension calories kha jaati hai! 😂 - Boss: Tum office mein late kyu aaye?
Employee: Sir, sapne mein promotion mil gaya tha… uthne ka mann nahi hua! 😂 - Wife: Agar main kho jaaun toh kya karoge?
Husband: Google pe search karunga.
Wife: Aur agar Google pe na mili?
Husband: Phir police ko call karunga. 😂
Wife: Romantic bano!
Husband: Phir Instagram pe story daalunga! 😂 - Friend: Bhai, life mein sabse bada lesson kya mila?
Me: “Kal se pakka padhunga” bolne wala kal kabhi nahi aata! 😂
Conclusion
Umeed hai ki aapko ye 100 Funny Chutkule pasand aaye honge aur inhe padhkar aapke chehre par ek badi si smile zaroor aayi hogi. 😂 Aap in jokes aur mazedaar chutkulo ko apne friends aur family ke saath share karke unhe bhi hasa sakte hain. Agar aapko funny jokes pasand hain, to aise hi desi jokes, Hindi chutkule aur comedy content ke liye dobara zaroor aaiye. 😄
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